Some idiot made a blog.

So some of those people that already listen to me complain about things on Facebook told me I should start a blog so their newsfeeds wouldn't be clogged with my ramblings. I can't blame them. I wouldn't want to have to listen to me if I were them. So if you're reading this, that means that by some illusory magic you came here with the intent of actually surveying the nonsense that constantly spills out of the cavern in my head. Well, don't say I didn't warn you.